Murder Mystery Cruise

Join Us On An Unforgettable, Unique Murder Mystery Adventure To Exotic Eastern Caribbean Sea Ports Of Call While Traveling Aboard A World-Class Cruise Ship!
Don't be left out of an event you'll talk about for the rest of your life. AND, tell your friends to be there with us on this cruise "To die for."

Dear Murder Mystery Party Fan,

What would it be like to enjoy the intrigues of a murder mystery investigation while reveling in the amenities of a cruise ship that reeks of fun and adventure? Think about it. You'll take in the sights and sounds of the Eastern Caribbean Sea while traveling aboard a world-class floating hotel.

Sound Too Good To Be True? Well, Think Again!

The investigative staff at Mysteries on the Net has been diligently following all leads with an agent of Carnival Cruise Lines to plan an event that could be the highlight of your murder mystery career.

This Is Much More Than
A Seagoing Murder Mystery Party!

Yes, you'll find other murder mystery cruises, but you won't find one that compares to ours. Not only will you participate in an ongoing murder mystery event, but you'll also have the option of attending my exclusive murder mystery writing workshop. You'll learn the techniques of writing and staging your own mystery party when you revert to your land-locked detective lifestyle.
That's Right! On This Cruise, I'll Share With You A Mystery Party Writing Technique That's Been Honed To A Fine Edge.

The cruise will feature:

Special NEWS FLASH:
Our passenger list will include internationally known adventurer and treasure hunter Barry Gold. As many of you know, he's currently searching for buried pirate treasure from the 18th century. AND - he's receiving death threats from an anonymous source. He promises to tell us more on the cruise. (Click on the arrow under his image to hear what he has to say!)

An exclusive reception with an open bar for mystery cruisers on our first evening at sea.

A special ongoing murder mystery event that will incorporate clues from our ports of call. You'll have a role in what goes on. You could even be a "prime suspect." The inns that stage my mysteries charge an average of $425 per couple for a murder mystery weekend. (That's $212.50 per person.)

A CD-ROM with seven of my most-popular mysteries, a $278.39 value. You'll receive this special gift as part of your cruise package and return home armed with events that will make you the hit of your social circle.

An optional mystery writing workshop that will give you a step-by-step process for developing your own whodunits, including my Super-Secret Murder Mystery Writing System Workbook and my Super-Secret Mystery Party Planning Workbook. The workbooks PLUS the workshop are a $375 value.

THAT'S RIGHT . . . When you book the cruise, you'll receive $865.89 worth of murder mystery value absolutely FREE!!!!

Networking opportunities for all mystery cruisers. Other cruisers will be assigned to remote areas of the dining room. Our group will have a separate Sleuthing Section with the freedom to meet and mingle with murder mystery aficionados, and,

Special secret sleuthing extras that I can't discuss yet under penalty of unspeakable consequences.

Would you like a FREE COPY of my "Seven Secrets for Successful Mystery Party Writing" - AND be updated about our murder mystery cruises? Complete the following information:

Of course, as the popular commercial says, our private sleuthing reception and dinner-time networking opportunities are "priceless." You'll find them to be something you'll remember for years. You'll develop friendships and create memories that will last a lifetime. Just CLICK below. Because many other special groups will be on this cruise, in the "We Were Invited By" box be sure to select "Inspector Jack" Pachuta. To book on-line RIGHT NOW, you'll need to turn off your "Pop-Up Blocker" or select "Allow Pop-Ups."

Okay Chief Inspector, Count Me In...I WANNA GO!

For Your Once-In-A-Lifetime Murder Mystery Experience,
You'll Travel On The CARNIVAL MIRACLE

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A marvel of modern cruise engineering, eighty percent of the Carnival Miracle's staterooms have ocean views and 80% of those have private balconies. Highlighted by an 11-story Metropolis atrium with a ruby-red glass ceiling, this “Fun Ship” features all of the fabulous dining, endless entertainment options and pampering service that make for a truly special onboard experience. Forget about small, a cruise on this ship will leave you thankful for BIG Miracles.

When You Cruise With Us, You'll Have An Unmatched
Murder Mystery Experience At An Affordable Price.

You'll receive all of the murder mystery material, participate in all mystery events (Remember: that's an $865.89 value) and rub shoulders with whodunit fans from everywhere. The cost is much lower than you think. It's $899 per person for an inside cabin, $999 per person for an oceanview stateroom, and $1099 per person for an oceanview balcony stateroom.

If you really want a touch of luxury, we have a limited number of deluxe mini-suites on hold for $1799 per person. All of these great fares INCLUDE port charges, government fees and taxes. And, you can add a third and fourth mystery cruiser to your reservation for just $499 per person.

So, Here It Is!

From January 8th thru January 16th, we'll travel aboard the Carnival Miracle, departing from Fort Lauderdale with exotic ports of call in the Eastern Caribbean at St. Maarten, St. Kitts and St Lucia. All the while, you'll be solving a murder mystery written specifically for this once-in-a-lifetime excursion. Plus, I'll be there to assist you as you write your own murder mystery party.

The cruise is carefully scheduled for the time of year when many people will be shoveling snow and fighting cold weather - yet the weather in the Caribbean will be warm and inviting.

Just CLICK below. Because many other special groups will be on this cruise, in the "We Were Invited By" box be sure to select "Inspector Jack" Pachuta. To book on-line RIGHT NOW, you'll need to turn off your "Pop-Up Blocker" or select "Allow Pop-Ups."

Okay Chief Inspector, Count Me In...I WANNA GO!

Here's the complete itinerary

Thurs., Jan. 8
Fort Lauderdale
Exclusive Sleuthing Reception
Your Role Arrives Depart 4:00PM
6:00PM - 7:00PM

Fri., Jan. 9 At Sea
Mystery Party Writing Workshop
Clues 2:00PM - 4:00PM

Sat., Jan. 10 At Sea
Personal Mystery Writing Sessions
More Clues 2:00PM - 4:00PM

Sun., Jan. 11 St. Maarten, NA
Yet More Clues Arrive 8:00AM   Depart 5:00PM

Mon., Jan. 12 St. Lucia, WI
Still More Clues Arrive 9:00AM   Depart 5:00PM

Tues., Jan. 13 St. Kitts, WI
The Clues Keep Coming Arrive 9:00AM   Depart 4:00PM

Wed., Jan. 14 At Sea
Mystery Party Writing Workshop
We Investigate The Case 2:00PM - 4:00PM

Thurs., Jan. 15 At Sea
The Denouement
The Case Is Solved 2:00PM - 4:00PM

Fri., Jan. 16 Fort Lauderdale
Our Adventure Ends Arrive 7:00 AM

AND, just take a closer look at our ports of call . . .

ST. MAARTAN

Where else can you experience the food, style and hospitality of two separate countries in an exotic West Indian setting? St. Maarten is divided between French St. Martin in the north and Dutch St. Maarten in the south. Both sides of this 37-square-mile island offer beautiful ocean vistas, gourmet cuisines, first-rate water sports and beaches, and some of the best duty-free shopping in the world.

ST. LUCIA

Lush green hills, black sand beaches, tranquil blue lagoons and pink melting sunsets. This rainbow of colors can only be found on the unspoiled tropical retreat that is St. Lucia. Visitors are always awed by the array of hues offered by nature. Of course, there's equal grandeur in its magnificent coastline and famous twin mountains known as the Pitons.

ST. KITTS

Like no other island in the Caribbean, St. Kitts seems to embody a kind of lush tropical paradise usually associated with the South Pacific. The atmosphere here is palpably luxuriant. It is an intoxicating blend of sunlight, sea, air and fantastically abundant vegetation. Explore beautiful Basseterre, Brimstone Hill Fortress, Romney Manor and some great dive sites!

The Cruise Package Is Available EXCLUSIVELY Through This Website.
Even Carnival Cruise Lines
Can't Directly Sell It To You!

Only those who book the cruise through Mysteries on the Net will be eligible to attend our exciting events. If some of the other passengers want to participate, they won't be able to. Just our close-knit Inner Circle of customers will be able to take advantage of this offer.

You'll have a personal role in a murder mystery extravaganza that be the envy of your friends and sleuthing associates.

Look around the Internet. You won't find another event that matches this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

By Now, You're Asking,
"What Do You Know About Murder
Mystery Cruises Anyway?"

I'm glad you asked. You could check out the many testimonials from satisfied murder mystery customers on my Mysteries on the Net website. You'll see letters and photos of the many people from around the world who have enjoyed my murder mystery events.

And, just look at the photos of the murder mystery fans who joined our excursions to Central America in 2006 and to the Mediterranean Sea last fall. On those cruises, we not only enjoyed the intrigues of murder mystery investigations, but we also enjoyed the sights and sounds of destinations that most people only read about in travel magazines.

Many of our cadre of sleuths vowed to meet again on the high seas for our next seagoing sleuthing spectacular. You'll undoubtedly meet some of them on our Eastern Caribbean Murder Mystery Cruise. And, don't be surprised if you forge lifetime bonds with them and with your other fellow cruisers.

This Is Extremely Important...

Because of the popularity of this cruise, we are only able to hold the block of staterooms for our group for a limited amount of time. And, the fares are subject to daily increases from Carnival Cruise Lines.

Once the staterooms are gone, you won't be able to book the Murder Mystery Cruise. Make your reservation NOW to ensure that you'll be on board when we embark for an unforgettable experience - one that you'll boast about for the rest of your life.

Okay Chief Inspector, Count Me In...
I WANNA GO!

Still have questions?

Call my friend, Captain Lou Edwards, at Little Shop of Cruises. You can reach him at 888-I-WANNA-GO. (That's 888-492-6624.) Just say "Hey, Captain, I wanna go on a murder mystery cruise to the Caribbean with the Chief Inspector." He'll tell you all about this maritime sleuthing adventure.

So . . . let's meet on the high seas for fun, intrigue and excitement. Mark your calendar. Adventure awaits!

Sleuthfully,

The Chief Inspector
jack@pachuta.com
(262)377-7230
www.mysteries-on-the-net.com
www.kids-mysteries.com
www.writeamystery.com
www.mystroku.com\

Just CLICK below. Because many other special groups will be on this cruise, in the "We Were Invited By" box be sure to select "Inspector Jack" Pachuta.

To book on-line RIGHT NOW, you'll need to turn off your "Pop-Up Blocker" or select "Allow Pop-Ups."

Okay Chief Inspector, Count Me In...
I WANNA GO!

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